Time Wasters
Find Me Guilty (2006) 5/10
Only occasionally interesting, although Vin Diesel isn’t too bad in a dramatic role. The problem is that there are long stretches of boringness.
DOA(2006) 3/10
Not even the eye candy can save the wretched plot, stilted dialogue and lousy acting.
Big Movie(2006) 1/10
This HK version of film parody does the equivalent of throwing everything including the kitchen sink into a film and hoping that something works. Painfully unfunny, the film not only plagiarizes extensively, it manages to make it remarkably boring. Spoof has never been this bad.
Knight’s Tale(2001) 5/10
Mediocre plot and casting makes this a painfully average film. Paul Bettany impresses in a supporting role as a jester but the rest of the film is very derivative.
Baise Moi(2001) 2/10
Shocking for the sake of shocking, but eventually the law of diminishing returns comes in. The lack of any coherent plot and the general aimlessness of this film makes it just plain bad. A clumsy, and poorly filmed imitation of better films like Sympathy For Lady Vengeance or La Femme Nikita.
Severance(2007) 5/10
The film tries to juggle humor with horror and succeeds in doing neither. Its not funny. Its not scary either. Its just plain mediocre.
