Hairspray (2007) 4/10
I hate musicals. And hairspray is an unabashedly classic musical that starts with a song in its very first scene and it probably has more musical sequences than non-musical sequences. Which means i hate it. I didn’t like the songs, or John Travolta cross-dressing or the superficial treatment of racism. Your mileage may vary depending on how much you like cheesy musicals. If you can stand non-stop singing and dancing, Hairspray might be for you. Those who prefer a truly good musical should check out the far superior Once, which is one of the best musicals ever made.
The Namesake (2007) 3/10
Boring. A meandering tale where nothing much happens and its amazing how even with Kal Penn, the movie is so draggy and uninteresting. The problem here is with the script. Beautiful imagery of India does not a good film make; there has to be substance. One supposedly significant part of the movie revolves around the name of Kal Penn’s character, thus the title “The Namesake”. Unfortunately, there is no central conflict in the plot, and nothing happens! Now, if you were Wong Kar Wai, you could get away with it only having intoxicating visuals and smouldering chemistry from Tony Leung and Maggie Cheung. However, the director of the Namesake, Mira Nair, is no WKW, and the film simply drags from one scene to another in a tedious fashion.
Superbad (2007) 5/10
The one saving grace of this film? McLovin! Unfortunately, the rest of the film does not really reach the standard of Knocked Up, which i enjoyed immensely. This slacker-geek film was only moderately engaging. I’d rather watch “Harold and Kumar go to White Castle” instead. It simply wasn’t very funny, or particularly interesting. It isn’t bad by any means, just disappointing.
Bug (2007) 2/10
I hated this film. Its almost like a 2 person film, and the film was utterly boring. Its basically watching Ashley Judd go psycho. This is an example of an interesting premise for a 30 min short film which is stretched to a feature length movie. The leads simply are not compelling enough and lack any sort of chemistry. Watching this was such a bore. A film which features only 2 characters must have leads who have fantastic chemistry or else the whole movie basically implodes. 2 other similar films were released this year, the mediocre Vacancy (5/10) which shares a number of similarities with Bug, and the excellent Interview (8/10) which worked because of the unlikely chemistry of Sienna Miller and Stever Buscemi. In this regard, Bug is a painfully boring failure.
Frida (2002) 5/10
Biopics are another genre which i don’t like and Frida is watchable only because it stars the immensely talented Salma Hyek and Alfred Molina, and a short appearance by Geoffrey Rush as Leon Trotsky! Beyond that, the life of Frida simply isn’t particularly interesting.
Japanese Story (2004) 3/10
Imagine Lost In Translation, only much more boring.
Black Sheep (2007) 4/10
Killer Sheep?! No thanks. Neither funny nor scary. This deliberately B-grade flick is simply bland.
Shoot em Up (2007) 5/10
The very definition of a watch and forget movie. Utterly ludicrous, yet entertaining in a dumb way.